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Sorry it’s been a while.  Although no one’s reading this blog I still feel a duty to apologise for not posting for a while.  I’ve been busy.

It’s Friday evening.  Here’s what I’ve been up to:

• Last Friday – house party. Get invited back to the neighbour’s house (fit girl next door) and end up in her bed. Turns out she’s mental and stops kissing me every couple of minutes to text or change channel. Figure she’s having second thoughts but then she takes off her bra and pushes my hand against her amazing boob (right). Texting and being weird continues so I grab my clothes and run. What the hell is wrong with this girl?

• Wednesday – went round Nasha’s flat. Awkward kissing, nothing more. It’s going badly. I’m meant to be nursing a friends with benefits arrangement and all I’ve achieved is cuddling and kissing in front of Frozen Planet.

• Thursday – office party. Slowly falling in love with a couple of girls at work. Will update when I eventually get the courage/make up some ridiculous excuse to talk to them.

• Today – hungover work. Ate the worst meal at The Green Man just off Great Titchfield Street, pretty sure they bought the chips from Maccy D’s and warmed them up in the microwave. Here’s the website so you never have to make the same mistake: www.thegreenmanw1.co.uk.

I need to read The Game http://bit.ly/19fyN5 and sort out this girl trouble. Having a bloody nightmare converting and it’s been a while.