Awkward Turtle.

by LADvertising

 

At work on Thursday I bought two tickets to a gig for this Monday (19th) and gambled that I’d be able to trick a girl into coming with me.

The gamble paid off but in the most awkward way. Got very drunk last night and asked both Nasha and TwinkleToes if they were up for it. Both said yes. This is obviously amazing but the awkward turtle is all over this mess.

TwinkleToes was at the club last night and we went off for a drink together. By the time I bumped into her I was already absolutely hammer smashed. I remember talking about my ex, asking her how long it takes to drive from here to where she goes to uni (45 mins) and then comparing it to how far I had to travel to see my ex girlfriend (1hr and a half), and saying that I have a car so the journey would be fine. This is the second time I’ve met her.

Amazingly she seemed pretty up for going to the gig. Think I’d rather go with TwinkleToes so I’m ignoring Nasha’s texts until TT confirms that she’s up for it. Nasha is my back up and the awkward turtle can go fuck himself… or keep trying it on with this shoe: http://youtu.be/2UXqqDYSgT0

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